Date with handsome dentist

I was on leave today.
Yup, I had a date with the handsome dentist.
Right.

So I went to the polyclinic at the appointed time.
The waiting room was crowded.
As I was waiting for my turn, I tuned into a conversation between 2 aunties, seated next to me.
“The elder son haven’t married, but the younger son married already,” one said.
“Aiya, nowadays ok what...” the other answered.
Blah, blah, blah...
Typical aunties’ gossip.

Anyway, my date with the handsome dentist turned out to be...
...
...
Funny.

“Fiona? Just check with you first, do you have high blood, diabetes?”
I must have given him a puzzled look, because he said, “Never heard before?”
I smiled. “No, but got high cholesterol,”
“Die loh!” Handsome dentist exclaimed.
“Must take medication, hor,” He continued.
Wah, first date only, so caring already. :-)
“No, I am not on medication,” I whispered.
“Good, good,” I can’t tell if he is smiling, because he has already put on the d*mn mask, that covered half of his handsome face.

Handsome Dentist: Relax, we will check your teeth, and do the cleaning for you, ok?
Fiona: If you made me nervous, I will bite your hand.
HD: Oh no! You can’t do that.
Somewhere in the background, the nurse was laughing.
HD: This is a job hazard, eh! Nevermind, you bite the dentist, you pay the dentist!

He conducted the health check on my 32 pearlies, and proceed to give them a clean bill of health. Phew!
HD: Now I will clean your teeth. If you bite my hand, this tool will poke you. **Coupled with poking action.
Fiona: .........
This is so unfair.
You have my mouth wide open so that I can’t answer back...

Well, I was in and out of the chair in less than 5 minutes.
Fiona: Done already?!? This is so unfair! I am in this chair for less than 5 minutes!
HD: So, you want stickers, izzit? Har? Izzit??!?
Now he is treating me like a kid... Wahahahaha~~!

Whoever said going to the dentist is NOT enjoyable?? :-))

"Interesting and cute"

"You are so interesting and cute," he said.
"If I don't have girlfriend, I sure chase you one!"
"Confirm one!"
"But sorry, I met my girlfriend first lei..."

D*mn! Why do I always meet this type of people?
If I am really that interesting and cute, break off with your girlfriend and be with me!
Haiz~! Ok, he just say that to make me feel good. :-(

I have been thinking...
Demure, sweet and weak girls seemed to be luckier with the boys.
I am not demure, sweet or weak.
I am strong-willed, earns my own keep, kinda tom-boyish, likes cars and football...
Obviously, these traits are not popular with the guys.
I reminded them too much about themselves???
Hehe... Silly joke, I know... Not funny.
Just letting off steam.

Better indulge in my favourite ice-cream...
At least it doesn't talk rot to make me feel good.