What’s the difference..?

When you are alone, you get to do most of the things on your own.
When you are a couple, you are still doing most of the things on your own.

So… what’s the difference?

The difference is that when you are alone, you do not have to explain your actions to anyone. When you are a couple, you have to explain why you behave in that certain manner.

I’d rather be alone… Not!