Going Bananas

Dad bought a bunch of bananas yesterday.
Mmm… Not ripe yet, he says.
I hate to eat unripe bananas. I don’t like the after-taste.

Well, the bananas are just about ripe for tonight.
I had two after dinner. Yum, yum!
Good bowel movements guaranteed.

Actually, bananas are not my favourite fruit.
It is just simple to eat.
No need to bite hard, peel skin, make juice… Whatever.
Geez~~! How lazy can I get?

Bananas, yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Sounds like some people I know.
It doesn’t smell much, except when rotten.
Phew! You can smell it from miles away.
So what’s a rotten banana?