I hate Mondays!

I hate Mondays!
I hate Mondays!
I hate Mondays!

Today is the one day I am super early,
I mean, normally I was ON TIME...
But today I am EARLY...

Guess what?

It has to rain!
Pouring, that type.
Can't see the building opposite, that type.
ROOOAAAR! That type.
All directions, that type.

The legs of my jeans are sodden with rain water,
So are my shoes...
I just hope they dun squeak.
So kao-wey...

And I look like a super-duper rain-sodden red-wearing rat!