Charity

A certain clothing store is holding a charity drive recently.
Sale for certain colourful bands.
I wasn’t even sure what charity but got very interested in the bands.
Wow! I get to do charity and something to wear at the same time.
So I marched up to the sales assistant and asked for a colourful band.

"Oh, you have to make a purchase, any amount, before you can buy the bands at 2 dollars each."
What?!?
You have to spend some money in the store before you can do charity?!?
Maybe it’s for the "We are out to get your money, Haha!" fund.
Nvm… I dun do charities anyway…
Humpf!!

By the way, I am 2 months pregnant,
And will be getting married next month.

Happy April Fools Day!